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Mary Washington's avatar

Quick! Nobody help him!

Eric Coppala's avatar

Great balls o’ fire!

ForeignLocal πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€οΈπŸ§Š's avatar

Eric, feel free to have a cigar for me to celebrate, pal!

Eric's avatar

Oh I’m gonna enjoy your cigar Al!

Tim's avatar

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣☠️⚰️πŸͺ¦

Greg lund's avatar

I wish substack had a laughing icon. Somehow the "heart" thingy just don't cut it for this. Tooooooo good!

Eric's avatar

I’ve got more coming :-D

Melbgerry's avatar

Everyone is blaming Israel. I think it was a conspiracy from the goats and sheep.

Nancy F's avatar

Use a gun, go to jail. Rape women …

Tim's avatar

When Hezbollah bought those beepers, did they get warranties?

Centex's avatar

Israel is freaking awesome!

Wolfgang's avatar

Who’s calling?

Says, β€œFAFO”

Who is FAFO?

< πŸ’£

Dan McRae's avatar

I was thinking of the Rico meme the minute I read the first article to come out on this!

Eric's avatar

great minds think alike!

SR's avatar

Mossad just did more vasectomies than that truck at the DNC.

In This Dimension's avatar

I don't know why lefties would have a problem with this. Seriously. They always want men to take responsibility for avoiding pregnancy, the women expressing how tired the are of always being responsible for contraception. Israel is just helping out the feminists here. What's not to like?

γƒžγƒƒγ‚―'s avatar

The left doesn’t like it because it’s not Jews being killed. It it were they’d be cheering and celebrating.

Martin Hackworth's avatar

I just snorted root beer out my nose all over my phone

Opmerker's avatar

Couldn't happen to nicer, or more deserving people.

Also, Partial Darwin Award to the Nutless Wonder. May he receive full honors before doing any further harm.